To me and my friends, we dread two words more than anything else in the English language: “Drive-thru closed.” OK, that’s a pretty bad situation when you’re desperate with the munchies but I’m just kidding. The actual two most dangerous words are “drug test.”
A failed drug test could mean the end of your steady employment or inability to get a new job. Either way, we all need that cash flow. I personally can’t give up my recreational habits, you know? What’s a guy to do?
There are tons of ways to get fake pee to use for your urine sample, but the real question is: How are you going to get your fake urine into the sample cup? A lot of times, a technician waits outside of the door while you “collect your sample.”
You have to sound like you’re actually peeing in there. Even more nerve-wracking is if you need to get a supervised urine drug test, which is common if anything in your sample shows up as suspicious. I’ve had a ton of buddies who had to do the in-person test. Nervous yet?
Chill though, bro: There’s a genius way to pass even a closely monitored drug test. One way is to use a device that allows you to stream liquid into your sample cup, just like you were peeing. There’s even a device that looks like a fake penis that you can release the liquid out of.
It may sound crazy, but seriously consider these fake pee devices because they could save your ass. I used a brand called the Whizzinator, and I’m going to tell you why it works and how it worked for me. There is a number of Whizzinator reviews out there but don't worry i will cover everything you need to know.
The Whizzinator Kit is a discreet synthetic urine device (fake penis) which helps people pass a supervised urine drug test. It is probably the most life-like realistic fake penis on the market right now!
The Kit is basically a synthetic urine belt and tube that you use to “pee” out of. The kit has a belt and gravity system that gets your fake piss flowing right into the test cup like a real stream. Each kit comes with synthetic, medical-grade urine to use as your urine sample, heating pads to keep the urine at body temperature, a temperature reading strip, cotton belt, and syringe.
Know any stoner ladies? Bonus perk: The kit can be used by dudes or ladies. Most importantly, the entire kit comes with everything you need to pass a drug test, and it’s all ready to go, right out of the box.
No extra thinking required. There are instructions so you can quickly get rolling and understand how to use the mechanisms of it. Once you figure it out, it’s super simple.
The Whizzinator Kit can be used, of course, to pass drug tests. If a technician waits outside the door, the sound of the fake urine hitting the sample collection cup will sound like you’re actually peeing. There’s no chance of the mess that could happen from pouring a synthetic urine mixture into a cup because you control the direction and flow.
But besides passing a drug test, it could actually be used in any situation where you use pee but don’t want to be unhygienic. The clean, fake urine and delivery method mimic real peeing, so it’s perfect for sexual fetishes.
Listen, it’s not my preference, but if you have a pee fetish during sex, I’m not here to judge. You can really relax and just enjoy knowing there aren’t any severe health implications with the non-toxic pee. It looks like the real thing, too.
Sometimes people use this fake piss to ward off animals, too. I guess animals have a huge hangup about piss, and it could keep rabbits out of your yard. That is if you’re into gardening, which some of us stoners are if you know what I mean.
You could also use the kit for pranks on your buds. My friends know not to prank me by pretending to pee on my stuff, as I’d totally flip out. But I would definitely like to see it happen to someone else.
Now, let’s cover how you use it.
The Whizzinator is super simple to use because the company tells you everything you need to know with easy instructions.
Here are the basic steps I used with the kit:
The original product comes in various colors, so no matter your race or background, you can pass a drug test using this synthetic pee device. The different color options are white, tan, Latino, brown or black. They don’t discriminate!
With the kit, you can pass observed drug tests. You can successfully use a penis prosthesis and have a lab technician watch you pee without becoming suspicious. It’s always better to be prepared and assume you’ll have a monitored pee test, even if you weren’t specifically told you’d have one.
One of the best things about using the Whizzinator urine is that you don’t have to worry about your sample being suspicious. Some other synthetic urine mixtures are dodgy, questionable, and can get you slammed because they don’t have the right chemicals.
The synthetic urine that comes with the kit matches the qualities found in real pee. The fake urine is even used in labs to calibrate urine testing machines, meaning it is the standard for piss-testing machines. Pretty awesome, right?
The synthetic urine is pH-balanced, meaning it has the right amount of acidity. It also contains specific gravity and has the right natural yellow color. One thing that can get you into trouble with a fake urine sample is a lack of foam. This fake pee even has real foam.
If you know any ladies who need to pass a drug test too, I cover that below.
If you are a lady or know a woman who needs to pass a drug test ASAP, the Whizz Kit is unisex. The belt can be adjusted to fit your waist. The tubing that the pee is released from can be cut to a specific length.
For a woman, you’ll want to cut it shorter than for a guy. Have the tube come down and around through your butt crack, and then face it downward into the toilet bowl, just like you were peeing.
Wearing the belt around you is super discreet, especially because women have fewer large pockets in which to hide a synthetic urine sample. A huge bottle certainly isn’t going to fit secretly in skinny jeans! But with the women's Whizz Kit, you don’t have to worry about anyone seeing the synthetic urine. Hiding it will be easy.
The Kit will sound like real urination because the small tube will release pee into the urine sample collection cup. Even if you have a supervised drug test with a lab technician watching. Simply cut the tube short enough that it can’t be seen by someone standing in front of you and you’ll have nothing to worry about. It's very easy to conceal. One of the most common questions you find on forums online is "how to smuggle urine for a drug test female". It is a breeze with this kit.
Let’s cover some basic questions you might have at this stage about using this product.
The dehydrated urine mixture that comes with the product lasts for one year. Even if you are just preparing for the possibility of a drug test or think you may have one coming up in the future, you’re set for a long time. If you need fake piss refills, you can get Quick Fix premixed refills that last even longer: two years.
There are two ways to make sure your fake urine stays warm. The first way the synthetic urine stays warm is pure body heat. Your body temperature is high, and the urine is strapped close to your body. The second way is the warming pads, which are instant hand warmers to prevent your fingers from freezing. The urine sample includes a temperature reading sticker, so you’ll be able to make sure your synthetic urine is at body temperature.
Yes, when I got mine, it was just a brown box with some random company name on it. If I weren’t home to bring it inside, the neighbors would have no idea. An added bonus is that the emails are also super discreet, so there’s no paper trail about buying synthetic urine or testing devices.
The Whizzinator Touch can fit about 4 ounces of urine, which is a good amount for a urine sample. Around 3 ounces is enough sample in most testing labs. Make sure not to overfill the bag, the company warns that this could break it.
The elastic belt can be expanded to fit waists up to 54 inches. The Whizzinator Kit belt is also adjustable for men or women.
You can use it as many times as you need or want. You can clean it easily with pure tap water, no soap required in-between each use to keep it fresh.
There is only one size of the penis prosthetic, but it comes in several different skin colors for a natural look.
If you want to buy the product, the best place to get it is directly from the official sellers. When you’re dealing with synthetic urine samples, there are a lot of dodgy forgers and scammers out there, and any website other than the real one can be putting you at risk for getting busted.
Better safe than sorry, right bro? I knew a guy who went with a knockoff and failed the test despite doing everything right. He was so pissed, man (no pun intended).
Some re-sellers even buy real Whizzinator Kits, but by the time they resell them, the shelf-life of the synthetic urine has run-down, and the pee sample may be totally spoiled. Cheap it may be but the real cost comes when you fail the test.
Expired synthetic urine could equal failing a drug test. Don’t go through all the trouble of using a fake penis if you’re just going to use spoiled synthetic urine. Get the real thing, and then you don’t have to worry whether you’ll pass.
Some resellers even use pictures of the newest product available, but their stuff is actually expired. If you want to take the stress out of passing a urine test, always buy from official sellers.
Let’s finish up with this fake piss review and figure out if the Whizzinator is what you need to pass your drug test.
Listen, I am not the most seasoned pro when it comes to taking drug tests. Some guys have to take them almost every month. For me, I’ve only had to take a urine drug test a few times for different jobs.
If you’re not familiar with the drug testing process, you want to be as prepared as possible. If even a noob like me can figure out how to pass a drug test with fake urine and a prosthetic penis, anyone can do it.
The Whizzinator makes it easy to figure out the instructions, guarantees medical-grade fake piss to use as your sample, and ships discreetly right to your door. They don’t even send you emails with their company name on them. This company can seriously keep a secret.
You can trust the Whizzinator brand, and you can trust me. I’ve passed more than one drug test using the number one Whizzinator, and it really works. You never know when your next drug test is coming, so don’t get caught off-guard. Don’t wait until you need it the day before.